It’s Halloween night and I just discovered “faggy parenting“.

When I was a kid we stayed out all night. We went home to divide the shitty candy from the good stuff. Then stashed the good stuff at home where our stoned fathers would eat it before we went to bed. I would walk around with the bag of rocks and candy corn just incase some neighborhood bully bag snatched us as we ran the street throwing eggs at houses and toilet papering our asshole neighbors.We stayed out as late as we could back then. But nowadays parents want to take their kids inside as soon as it gets dark. I got an email from a friend on myspace a bit ago that in the small town she lives in the parents wouldn’t even get out of their cars to walk their kids to the door. What a shame! The one day that a kid could go around with his parents at night and get free candy and parents are too lazy to walk around with them. We’re raising a country of future fags.

I had a few trick or treaters tonight. None after 7:30 pm. Luckily I got one trick or treater that made me want to post in my blog tonight…..

Best Costume:

My neighbor in his 20′s wearing a Breathalyzer costume.

Happy Halloween!