I found a girl that wants me. Seriously, she wants me… Not wants to date me, not in love with me… Just wants me. We hung out tonight but she's a bit aggresive. I know, it sounds stupid, but I really don't like that. In Tupac's words: “I hate to sound sleazy, but tease me. I don't want it if it's that easy.” Well she is a cute little girl. Very hot. And the perfect age: 19 years old! I gotta start dating girls that age again. They're still having fun. It seems like the ones my age have comitment issues. They can't commit to a guy that leaves town for a week or two but they “commit” to making your life hell when you get back. Even Sonia. She's the girl I was seeing back in November and December. FUCKIN' NUTCASE!!!! I got back from a week on the road and she had moved in with her ex husband! Freaky bitch. Then she has the nerve to get mad at me for not taking her seriously. How seriously can you take a “girlfriend” that lives with her exhusband? Fuck her. At least I got a good joke about it. That's what I need to do. Write something about Laura the Bitch. Fuck I miss her though.
Comedy 101: Tragedy + Time = COMEDY
I need more time to grieve. Let me just bury the body and then I'll write a joke. Ha! There's one. See ya!