I found a girl that wants me. Seriously, she wants me… Not wants to date me, not in love with me… Just wants me. We hung out tonight but she's a bit aggresive. I know, it sounds stupid, but I really don't like that. In Tupac's words: “I hate to sound sleazy, but tease me. I don't want it if it's that easy.” Well she is a cute little girl. Very hot. And the perfect age: 19 years old! I gotta start dating girls that age again. They're still having fun. It seems like the ones my age have comitment issues. They can't commit to a guy that leaves town for a week or two but they “commit” to making your life hell when you get back. Even Sonia. She's the girl I was seeing back in November and December. FUCKIN' NUTCASE!!!! I got back from a week on the road and she had moved in with her ex husband! Freaky bitch. Then she has the nerve to get mad at me for not taking her seriously. How seriously can you take a “girlfriend” that lives with her exhusband? Fuck her. At least I got a good joke about it. That's what I need to do. Write something about Laura the Bitch. Fuck I miss her though.
Comedy 101: Tragedy + Time = COMEDY
I need more time to grieve. Let me just bury the body and then I'll write a joke. Ha! There's one. See ya!

My girlfirend broke up with me earlier on sunday. I am a mess, I can't sleep, eat, I haven't felt like this in a long time. This week has been hard. I guess what makes it even harder is that she didn't even give me a reason why. And get this, she broke up with me by TEXT MESSAGE! She sent a text message to my cell phone! I can't understand it. This is a woman that I honestly thought was the one for me. Seriously. I have never felt like this about anyone before, ever! I am so depressed I can't even think striaght. Have you ever been so depressed that it makes you feel drunk? I haven't had a sip of anything and I swear I could've swallowed a liter of gasoline. Why do women change after you fall in love with them? I can't understand it. I opened up to her completely. I was planning my entire life with her and then a complete turn around. I have to perform this week in Colorado and I was supposed to go see her in Michigan next week. Maybe that was it. I had told her I wasn't going to be able to afford it. I planned everything with her. Kids, our home, our entire future. Fuck, I can't believe this. And again I did what I was supposed to do. The only thing I could think of is that she met someone and fell for him. Long distance relationships are hard. I keep thinking about her. Why, what happend? She must've been sleeping around and got caught up with him. Fuck this shit, I'm going for a walk. I can't stand this.